Great Joke Site

[Sting Ray]

Hey guys. Just wanted to let you know about this joke site I found. Has all kinds of great stuff, from stand-up bits to story jokes.

http://www.jokesrus.com

Here's a couple samples for ya:

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

I tried to go Christmas shopping last year, but I didn't have no money. I just went window-shopping with a brick.

[Blitz]

ROFLMAO !

[X-Raited Creations]

hahaha.. THat was hillarious.

[FlashMagic]

nice 1

[thedevildoingahalfarsdjob]

The link is a Hack it just brings this weard popup virus thing

[brightlight07]

haha lmaoz damn that waz funny as hell!!